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[12 Nov 2005|10:45am] [ mood | amused ] [ music | coheed and cambria, red summer blood ] Ladies and Gentlemen, I have a very important announcement to make that might just change your life, I have a new live journal, takinitallback, so add me bitches, or i will personally come to your place of residence and make you chug pine sol 1. FUCK

[23 Oct 2005|08:12pm] [ mood | artistic ] [ music | coheed, a favor house atlantic ] Well it's that time of the year folks,when rivalries begin the air becomes colder and new a adventure is making it's way to our doors. The all school play is now less then a week away and I must say I'm begining to poop my pants, the past couple weekends have been fun too, football games hanging with Ian and just yesterday I hung out with jess at Christina's house. I'm missing the green day concert and I must say that makes life difficult, it makes me so mad tat i just wanna take some poop and shove it down the throats of everyone that gets to go. This freakin rehearsal better be worth it, dammit i want food pizza to be exact, oh well Ladies and Gents I have a story to tell, It all starts when I was in the bathroom taking a poop. I noticed that there was no toilet paper left, it was just then that I realized my life goal is to be ....... A RAPPER. Thank you and gooday I cant believe I'm sayin this but GO SOX!!!!!!! Actually I think I'll freestyle on the sox check it: When it comes to the Red Sox they swing them bats You think they're cursed, bitch check the stats They got Arroyo, Schilling and dude Ortiz You predictin the Red Sox losing, nigga pleaze Hittin them runs left and right They aint going down without a fight They run those bases and throw them pitches By the end of game three the cardinals will be their bitches I'd love to stay and chat but I got to go So win the Series Damon, you sexy mofo PEACE 4. FUCK

[22 Sep 2005|03:36pm] [ mood | ecstatic ] [ music | Green Day, jesus of suburbia ] Kenny and I bought the new Green Day cd yesterday, I must say it is the best cd I've ever herad in all my day's of breathing. 2. FUCK

[18 Sep 2005|08:12pm] [ mood | cheerful ] [ music | jock jams ] life is flippin sweet, in fact it is to flippin sweet, it will totally suck if the rapture happens real soon? jk page 1. FUCK

[12 Sep 2005|10:30am] [ mood | cheerful ] [ music | chicago, old days ] since i've last updated a lot has happend actually? school started and I have a rockin schedule! auditioned for the all school play, and was most fortunate on getting cast, i'm playing a doctor, yipee!! went over ian's saw coleman for his birthday, and then me ian and geff went to the bizzaere it was quite fun, well I slept over ian's afterwards,wait i'm here now, and umm yeah that's about it, I think we are going to go see napolean dynamite today for the 632660069th time. freakin sweet, well were out, fare thee well! 1. FUCK

[30 Aug 2005|10:35pm] [ mood | productive ] [ music | green day, american idiot ] Somebody told me today, that you spend one third of your life sleeping, that's just not enough sleep 4. FUCK

I miss being naive, and not knowing anything [20 Aug 2005|01:59pm] [ mood | irate ] [ music | blink-182, not now ] Yeah so none of you will believe what the hell happend today, so I'm at the boy's and girl's club and I caught these two kids looking in some girl's bag, and in the bag there was like 20 pairs of panties, and one of them had a chum stain on it! It was fucking gross and yet difficult trying to explain the the boys what chum was, lol 3. FUCK

[18 Aug 2005|01:14pm] [ mood | giddy ] [ music | green day, she ] Would anyone want to bang you? by phobia Name: Favorite Food: Wants to Bang you: This many times: 107 Quiz created with MemeGen! yeah I just wanted to say that I really like to watch men poop in other men's mouth's thank you 2. FUCK

[13 Aug 2005|07:40am] [ mood | bouncy ] [ music | taking back sunday, new american classic ] WOOOOHHHOOOO new layout!!!!! yeah at work waiting for ashley to pick me up, I have to go to my uncle's wedding tommorow, and I have no dress shoes, so I'll show up in a snazy suit and sneakers, that's how we do pimpjuice. on a lighter note green day is coming out with a new album and I'm wicked siked!!!!! 4. FUCK

[09 Aug 2005|03:44pm] [ mood | accomplished ] [ music | taking back sunday, number five with a bullet ] I was just informed a while ago by all the kids that they unanimously voted me "the cool counselor" I now feel that I have accomplished all that is necessary in life because I'm "the cool counselor" Also I have developed a new friendship with the girl who's life I saved she doesn't stop following me, but whatever it's cute, I taught her the earmuffs thing from old school, I've had to use it a lot. 2. FUCK

[09 Aug 2005|12:12pm] [ mood | content ] [ music | taking back sunday, set phasers to stun ] well this weekend was quite coo, friday after work I hung out with kenny, went to the mall, and bought some very sweet shirts at hot topic, and I had my first Angus Burger, it was amazin!!! I also bought the new taking back sunday cd, will was right it's really good. Well I'm at the club right now and I just finished creaming these kids at dodgball, the funniest thing happend, so the devil boy "matt" got me out and im sitting down behind the sidelines next to this little girl, I've never met her in my life, she is new, so out of know where "matt" whips the ball at me, EVEN THOUGH I'M OUT!!!!!!!!! and misses me and hit's the girl right in back of the head. It was so funny, I felt bad because I was laughing right in her face instead of helping her. eh to hell with it, if anybody wants to hang out let me know to see if I can fit you into my schedule. FUCK

[06 Aug 2005|05:11pm] [ mood | irritated ] [ music | green day, scumbag ] Well today at the Boy's and Girl's club you know I'm a nice guy, and non of the other staff wanted to take the kids canoe-ing so I kindly volenteered, the first couple kids I took out were ok, they didn't shake it or anything, but then this kid "matt" as he is getting in the canoe he has an evil grin on his face, I was kinda terrified, I'm not gonna lie. So we go out wicked far and then the kid goes "wanna see something coo", So he takes the canoe and tips me and this little girl over. The little girl panicked her ass off and didn't realize she wasn't drowning cause of the life jacket, and the other kid "matt" is cheering, yelling "that was awesome" that fucker I wanted to cut his balls off and make him swallow them. Well I saved the girl's life, that's right but I was still pissed my clothes got wet. The fact that I had a spare of clothes doesn't change anything I still hate him. The moral of the story is never be a nice guy, becuase kids are evil! 9. FUCK

[05 Aug 2005|09:29am] [ mood | excited ] [ music | new found glory, catalyst ] So the boy's and girl's club is going on a field trip ice skating, I'm gonna fall on my as and all the kid's will laugh. 9. FUCK

[04 Aug 2005|11:12am] [ mood | cheerful ] [ music | kids yelling ] woooohooooo NEW LAYOUT how long is your dong!? Name / Username well lets see now...................it looks like its about a 10 inches This Quiz by boostinlots - Taken 4965 Times. </a> New - Dating Advice written by YOU! 1. FUCK

[04 Aug 2005|10:02am] [ mood | accomplished ] [ music | green day, warning ] well, I'm at the boy's and girls club, and I just finish playin poker with the kids, I won of course and it feels good, let's see what my winnings were, 63 cents a couple sticks of gum and bracelet. I love my job !!!!!!!!!! 6. FUCK

I'M BACK [03 Aug 2005|09:51am] [ mood | excited ] [ music | blink-182, mutt ] Well ladies and gents, I'm back, let's just say my trip back consisted of them asking me if i was a terrorists and strip searchig me, wow, this kind of shit only happens to me, but I must say I kinda liked it. I'd love to chat but I got to go, if you wanna hang out reach me at my place of residence. 4. FUCK

everyone else is doing this quiz, so i decided to do it [31 Jul 2005|05:53pm] [ mood | content ] [ music | complete and utter silence, okay, i'm scared ] Last Cigarette: never nor soon Last Alcoholic Drink: right now Last Car Ride: an hour ago Last Kiss: my porto affair.....shhh Last Good Cry: when john ritter died Last Library Book: never Last book bought: idunno Last Book Read: no fear shakespeare Last Movie Seen in Theatres: dodgeball Last Movie Rented: agent cody banks two Last Cuss Word Uttered: fuck Last Beverage Drank: coquito Last Food Consumed: snickers bar Last Crush: some guy Last Phone Call: my mom Last TV Show Watched: trl Last Shoes Worn: sandals Last CD Played: deja entendu Last Item Bought: a dildo Last Download: aim Last Annoyance: my homosexual computeter that freezes Last Disappointment: george bush Last Soda Drank: grape soda Last Thing Written: stop asking such hard questions your making my head hurt! Last Key Used: ! Last Words Spoken: fuck Last Sleep: this morning Last Ice Cream Eaten: coconut Last Chair Sat In: this one Last Webpage Visited: how to score a guy.com FUCK

[28 Jul 2005|06:04pm] [ mood | crazy ] [ music | taking back sunday, the blue channel ] I'm having a really great time so i decided to stay longer, i was suppoesed to leave august 1st which is in 4 days, but instead i think i'm gonna leave august 6th, who knows maybe later than that? 1. FUCK

[23 Jul 2005|02:31pm] [ mood | disappointed ] [ music | blink-182, cacophony ] You know I wanted to go to the beach today, but soem disease is going around in the water, just my luck!!!! 2. FUCK

[22 Jul 2005|05:59pm] [ mood | amused ] [ music | blink-182, feeling this ] geeeeeze, I finally saw Dodgeball (becuase movies come out a lot later in porto land than out there), by far the greatest movie i have seen this summer, I fucking love Ben Stiller, I went to the mall here they had a hot topic the size of old navy, and a pacsun the same size, they al like rock down here, nobody likes rap, it came as a shock to me, so it is now that I realize I am not some discrace to porto's as some people say, I am a true porto, I now have proof. Yeah that's about it, did some other stuff but that's way to personal. lol 2. FUCK

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